Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Future Predictions

Tomorrow, I will embark on another phase in my life. It is the first step in the road to my greatest achievement.

For one great discovery, I will win two Nobel Prizes.

I will win the Nobel Prize in Medicine or Physiology for the groundbreaking work in creating the Anti-Aging Panda Puppy

Then, I will win the Nobel Peace Prize because the proliferation of my Anti-aging Panda Puppies will bring about a global ceasefire. Even the most violent groups will lay down their arms and just go "Awwwww" upon seeing these awesome Anti-Aging Panda Puppies.

Stay Tuned!

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